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Fish Fingers

Secret to catching bigger fish

Fish Fingers thanks to Warren Ralston

The one that didn't get away

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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