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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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