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Fire Destroyed

Fox News reports a dangerous house on the loose

Fire Destroyed thanks to Keith Blake

Residents not concerned with wildfires - now concerned with house fires

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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