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Ferrous Wheel

Oh, the iron-e of it all...

Ferrous Wheel thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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