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Falling Picture

When a photo op takes precedence over helping someone

Falling Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Baby and child safety in the kitchen

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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