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Falling In Love

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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