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Falling In Love

Easing the stress of a hurt relationship

Falling In Love thanks to Tyrone Lantham

When falling off a bridge hurts less

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

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