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Falling In Love

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The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset


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