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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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