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Face Heater

Keeping your face warm all winter

Face Heater thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba prefers this to Face Book or getting real exercise

Choose between a Grill Face Heater, a Heat Lamp or a Tan Heater

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear


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