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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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