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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


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