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Life well spent is long. - Leonardo da Vinci

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. - Ogden Nash

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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