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I exist as I am, that is enough. - Walt Whitman

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

It is inconceivable that anything should be existing. - Celia Green

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Some fellows pay a compliment like they expect a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. - Mark Twain

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. - George Burns

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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