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Errington Error

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead

Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of. - David Coleman

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

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