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Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead

Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead

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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of. - David Coleman

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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