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Errington Error

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead

Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead
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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity. - Joseph Addison

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn


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