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He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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