#1 humor site on the 'net

Equal Rights Church

Who was the first to demand equality in the Bible?

Equal Rights Church thanks to Melanie Beauchamp

Religious signs in Knoxville

Equal Rights Church thanks to Melanie Beauchamp

QuotaBills
God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

Making Hockey More Popular

Suitcase WorkPlace

One-Knight Stands

Stealth Cell Phone Tower

Holes of the World

Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile