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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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