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Epic Pi

Historic day for mathematicians

Epic Pi thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Come to the nerd side. We have Pi. - Unknown

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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