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Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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