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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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