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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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