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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith


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