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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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