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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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