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Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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