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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith


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