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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Never tell me the odds! - George Lucas

Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. - George Lucas

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner. - Han Solo

Sometimes you must let go of your pride and do what is asked of us. - Anakin Skywalker

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack


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