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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Never tell me the odds! - George Lucas

Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner. - Han Solo

Sometimes you must let go of your pride and do what is asked of us. - Anakin Skywalker

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku


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