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Early Morning Conversation

After a bad night's sleep Little Johnny was a little cranky

Early Morning Conversation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When people want to have full conversations in the morning

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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