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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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