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Eagle Makeup

Birds of prey think and look alike

Eagle Makeup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our destruction. - Aesop


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