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Holland bicycle tours - cycling holiday for the whole family

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Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. - H G Wells

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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