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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

There is nothing impossible to him who will try. - Alexander the Great

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - John F Kennedy

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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