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Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump


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