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Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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