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Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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