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Douglas Fir Log Home

Building the first custom log home

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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