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Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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