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Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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