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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. - Adolf Hitler

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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