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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. - Adolf Hitler

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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