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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. - Adolf Hitler

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

A proverb is much matter decocted into few words. - Thomas Fuller

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Leg Art

Strange Old Vehicles

Designer Lamp

Scottish Road Sign

Too Late Now

How Paper Beats Rock

Joburg Police

Behind Curtain Number One

One More Drop

Changing Priorities

Made His Bed

Dog Sled

Only In Canada - Nosey Moose

Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits