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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

A proverb is much matter decocted into few words. - Thomas Fuller

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out. - Brian Epstein

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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