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By words the mind is winged. - Aristophanes

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

A proverb is much matter decocted into few words. - Thomas Fuller

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. - Bruce Feirstein

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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