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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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