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Dead Hand

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Dead Hand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The 'dead man's hand' is a two-pair poker hand consisting of two black aces and two black eights. Along with an unknown 'hole' card, these were the cards reportedly held by 'Old West' folk hero, lawman and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was murdered.
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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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