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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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