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Crossed Paths

Realizing you're on 'The Road Not Taken'

Crossed Paths thanks to Keith Blake

Some days you wish you were traveling elsewhere

Looks like we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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