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Crossed Paths

Realizing you're on 'The Road Not Taken'

Crossed Paths thanks to Keith Blake

Some days you wish you were traveling elsewhere

Looks like we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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