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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffet

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

It's not so much how good a player you are, it's how cool you are. - Slash

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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