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Coffee Owl Painting

Java special talent with birds of prey?

Coffee Owl Painting thanks to Alisia Gwinnard

My coffee got so cold, I made an owl with it

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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