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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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