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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


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