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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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