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Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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