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Christopher Walken

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Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ronald Walken, known professionally as Christopher Walken
(born March 31, 1943), is an American actor
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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - George Carlin

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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