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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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