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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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Mustang Limo

Eye've Been To The Beach

Found The Apple Maps Car

Husband Frosted Cupcakes

Pantastic Crop

Log Haulers

Caffeine Boosters

Where I Live

hAir Force One

Sad Truth About The Oscars

Happy Hour Bike Club

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Rolling Bottle Sprinkler

Want To Fiddle Around?

Eagle Hunt

Wurst Wi-Fi

Don't Want Your Child To Text And Drive?

Just Need Juan

Bubba's Bubble Wrap

Burst Basketball Court

Apple Car

Bus Legs - Close Shave Bus

Racist Toothpaste