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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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