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Child Labour

Job applicants are getting younger all the time

Child Labour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Nothing is born into this world without labor. - Rob Liano

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

When I was young I pitied the old. Now old, it is the young I pity. - Jean Rostand

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull


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