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Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

He who labors diligently need never despair, for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor. - Menander

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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