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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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