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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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