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Canned Cheeseburger thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canned Cheeseburger thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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