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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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