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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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