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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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