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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

I don't know what use any one could find for a machine that would make copies of documents. It certainly couldn't be a feasible business by itself. - Unknown

While intent is the seed of manifestation, action is the water that nourishes the seed. Your actions must reflect your goals in order to achieve true success. - Steve Maraboli

It doesn't matter whether you are pursuing success in business, sports, the arts, or life in general: The bridge between wishing and accomplishing is discipline. - Harvey Mackay

Your workforce is your most valuable asset. The knowledge and skills they have represent the fuel that drives the engine of business - and you can leverage that knowledge. - Harvey Mackay


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