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Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Religions that teach brotherly love have been used as an excuse for persecution, and our profoundest scientific insight is made into a means of mass destruction. - Bertrand Russell

No general can fight his battles alone. He must depend upon his lieutenants, and his success depends upon his ability to select the right man for the right place. - Philip Armour

To be successful and grow your business and revenues, you must match the way you market your products with the way your prospects learn about and shop for your products. - Brian Halligan

If one advances confidently in the direction of their dreams, and endeavor to lead a life which they have imagined, they will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. - Henry David Thoreau

So I said to my personal trainer, "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "Well... I can't make Tuesdays." - Tim Vine

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved. - Helen Keller

I have learned, that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. - Henry David Thoreau


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