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Burnout Indication

Cooling off a traffic light fire hazard

Burnout Indication thanks to Wayne Nowazek

And you thought you were suffering from burnout at work...

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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