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Bouncing Checks

Where a few Czechs are better than no Checks

Bouncing Checks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Czechs, or Czech people are a nation and ethnic group native to the Czech Republic in Central Europe

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

Carpe Diem! Seize the day!
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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