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Bottle Sneakret

How to sneak a bottle into the concert

Bottle Sneakret thanks to Sandra Graber

Bottle Sneakret thanks to Sandra Graber

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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