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Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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