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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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