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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A dead-end street is a good place to turn around. - Naomi Judd

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta


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