And the 'Shadiest Mechanic Award' goes to...
Tips for Choosing the Wrong Auto Body Shop
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin