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Big Tame Hunter

Starting hunting lessons at an early age

Big Tame Hunter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Jethro bagged his first trophy deer when he was a child

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Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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