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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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