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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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