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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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