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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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