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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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