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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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