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Bed Abs

Over time, these should be the best abdominal exercises

Bed Abs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The best ab workouts start early at home

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Union gives strength. - Aesop

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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