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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle


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